The world's only official registry for human-object marriages. Because some love stories deserve a certificate.
Get Married — $9.99✓ 3 official documents ✓ Blockchain verified ✓ AI-personalized love story
Share your name, your beloved object, and your love story
Receive 3 stunning documents, personally crafted by our AI
Your marriage is permanently recorded. Immutable. Eternal.
An AI-crafted narrative of your unique bond
Written by our AI based on your own words, in the tone you choose.
The official document, beautifully designed
Landscape certificate with ornamental borders, signed by our Grand Registrar.
Permanent proof, verified on Polygon
Your marriage hash is permanently recorded on the blockchain with a QR code.
A premium printed certificate, a golden seal, and a wedding ring for your phone — all delivered to your door.
Currently sold out — limited first editionFounded in 2016, following the landmark Las Vegas ceremony where Aaron Chervenak married his smartphone, the International Object Marriage Registry was established to provide official recognition to those whose love transcends conventional boundaries.
We believe every love story deserves documentation. Our certificates are issued under the authority of the IOMR, permanently recorded on the Polygon blockchain, and signed by our Grand Registrar.
To date, we have united 36 couples across 8 countries.
36
Certificates
8
Countries
9
Years
Once recorded, your marriage exists forever on the Polygon network. No one can erase it.
Anyone can verify your certificate is authentic using the public transaction ID.
Each certificate has a unique cryptographic hash. Your marriage is one of a kind.
36 marriages registered worldwide
Sarah M.
married her iPhone 15 Pro
February 14, 2025
Carlos R.
married his 1969 Ford Mustang
March 3, 2025
Emma K.
married her MacBook Pro
January 22, 2025
Alex T.
married his Tesla Model 3
December 25, 2024
Mia L.
married her Samsung Galaxy S24
March 10, 2025
James P.
married his Porsche 911
February 28, 2025
“I got this as a gift for my boyfriend who literally sleeps with his Tesla. He cried. Best $9.99 ever spent.”
Sarah M.
New York
“The love story they wrote was so accurate it was scary. Our friends couldn't stop laughing.”
James K.
London
“The blockchain certificate is framed in my office. My car has its own certificate now.”
Carlos R.
Miami